Which is more probable: an all knowing all loving God or Paris Hilton winning an Oscar and Nobel Peace Prize?

Daddy could buy her the Nobel Prize prize. She could begin an institute that studied stupidity and probably get her prize in a year. Who would have more insight than her. Let's face it, it is possible to see ways Paris Hilton winning both an Oscar and a Nobel Peace Prize. She could go to Pakistan and do Mr. Asif Ali Zardari who becomes grateful and credits her with the increased peace negotiations between America and Pakistan. She could win that peace prize lying on her back. Much more improbable is the idea of an all knowing and loving God.